Michael: Yeah, well, Phyllis, nobody… really wants a hug, so.Īndy: I need a hug, unless you’re gonna give me one. I think they were stolen and they’re gone forever. Bruce Springsteen, front… Oh, where are those? Has anyone seen an envelope with Bruce Springsteen front row tickets and backstage passes? Anybody seen something like-lying around? All right, in my pocket, I have… two tickets… to Mr. Michael: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right! Here we go.
Well, this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don’t win it. I’m going to start the bidding, because this is something that I have dreamt of-ĭarryl: Mike, you can’t do that. You know what, I’m actually going to bid on this. Very good, Um, so, Darryl, and the boys in the hood in the warehouse, have graciously donated to, uh, go out for a beer with them right now. Let’s hear it for me! Right? A bargain at any price! Michael: It squeaks when you bang it, that’s what she said. Phyllis: It’s the only gavel I could find. Who wants for 400- Do I see somebody in the back? Is there somebody in the back? Do I see somebody in the back? 400-450 Sold! For 300 dollars to me! What the hell is that? Hey, batter batter batter, hey batter, swing batter, 300 dollars, 300 dollars, 300 dollars. 300 dollars do I hear 300 dollars? 300 dollars. It is a Yoga lesson from Holly Flax! Yoga! And I would like to start the bidding off at 300 dollars. Our first item up for bids tonight is something that I consider to be very boss indeed.
Michael: Okay, this is the moment that you have all been waiting for. Well, it’s not a little foggy there’s actually something going on here. But what is the point? I don’t understand what he’s saying. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. Or, it could be… a Bruce Springsteen fan – what? Who said that? I did. Michael: I don’t know, it could be any number of people. Oscar: So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, we have to spend more money on things we don’t want. We’ll auction off people like in the olden days. Okay! Well, come on, let’s have an auction. Was this a sorority that you didn’t get into a real sorority so you had to kind of form your own? Michael: Okay, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. Phyllis: We could auction off things we do for each other like cleaning or tennis lessons. It’s all good, um, alright, so, good, so, have a nice day. Michael: Wow… Oh, wait a second, I can’t tonight… Holly: Oh, I just remembered, I can’t tonight. Michael: So, when, um, can I see you again? Michael: I’m actually thinking about getting my own set of putt-putt golf clubs.
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